The Memory Game
Remember when we were kids and we used to play the Memory game? You had cards with various images on them which were face down and you turned two over at a time, trying to make a match. It was a great game! I never realized someone might have to play it as an adult in such a way as described below.
I was in meetings all afternoon today. When I returned to my desk I had an instant message from a friend. He posed a very interesting question. Unfortunately, he signed off for the day and went home before my meetings ended so we didn't get to discuss.
He asked:
BH, If you slept with someone over 10 years ago and you can't remember their name, is that wrong?
Seeing as how I hadn't had sex 10 years ago, I don't feel qualified to comment on this topic. However, I know many of my dear readers can relate to his situation. Therefore, I pose it to my readers. What do you think?
This question was brought to you by the letter R and the number 10.
posted by BH @ 5:51 PM
16 comments
16 Comments:
Hmmm that has not happened to me but if It had, I'd think the sexual episode probably sucked and just move on...no sense crying over spilt sex...or milk
1. no.
2. it was excellent to meet you and Scrummy this evening--I was pleased to see that the space-time continuum did not collapse upon itself as the internet met the real world. moreover, it was good to have someone there to talk to at intermission, since, as you pointed out, everyone else seemed to have known each other for ages.
(and don't worry--I'll never tell your secret. not even on. pain. of. torture.)
Well, there was that Irish lass who was backpacking around Austrailia while I was there... Can't recall her name but she did have red hair and a hankerin' for some spankerin'... Ha!
And there was that duo from Encino back in '99 who told me their names but for the life of me I can't remember... And that wasn't even ten years ago...
Do I feel bad about it? Naaa. Hell they probably don't remember my name either...
Even if the duo remembers it's all a falacy because I told them my name was Phil...
-Buzz
Are pets included in the equation?
Not my pets!!! That would be gross.
O.K. for the record, I know the name of every girl I have horizontal mambo'd with.
On the flip side I have never had a one night stand. WHAT? Jesus, there is nothing wrong with that!!
Sorry, just anticipating the usual "REALLY? What's wrong with you?"
Oh, and Trojan.
DAMN!!
YOU'RE STILL SMOKIN!!
I MEAN DAMN WOMAN!!
Don't get me wrong monkey 0, you're kind of cute and such, but DAMN!!
:-)
MB...LOL...would it be cruel to tell you I'm a nude model?(insert evil laugh)
Oh my God, I'm even a catalyst on my own freaking blog! Enough people, enough!
:-)
Monkey - great meeting you too! I really enjoyed the plays. I was hoping to meet the gf with the mean temper, but such is life. :-)
Buzz - you can remember the made up name you gave them, but can't remember their names? So wrong!
Well, seeing as how they were of questionable moral fortitude I didn't deem it necessary for them to know the real Buzz.
"Hi, Pot?"
-yeah?
"Yeah, this is kettle..."
-Oh hey, whats up?
"You're black."
And MB, why am I picturing you humping the air like Quagmire does when he shouts out "giggidy giggidy goo!!!"
?
I never ask thier names that way I don't forget it or call out the wrong one.
Scrum,
Waaaaaaaaah!!! That was funnier than shite.
Buzz,
Nothing wrong with a good air hump every once and a while. Have you been to Trojan's blog? Have you seen the flicker pictures? My fav is the one where she is leaning against the wall.
Trojan,
When I get drunk enough, I am as well. C'mon BH, you remember Revenge of the Nerds Party?
and oh....
I am dedicating a blog to you tomorrow Trojan. :-)
well...there were a couple episodes in college. What can I say, I was a little crazy in college. What's bad is I used to keep a list, just so I would remember. When it hit a certain number, I went into denial.
MB - I've taken my eyeballs out and scrubbed them in sand so I could remove that visual.
C'mon!! We're streakin through the quad! Woo-Hoo!!
There, that should have put the visual back in.
How about the "lap" dance I gave for all the Harriets? I thought it was a nice gesture.
The problem was you were dancing next to BJ who truly has lap dance experience. It really was unfair to put you up against such competition.
I still won!!
Ahhhh, the power of alcohol!!
Oh, by the way, don't remind me if I didn't win. I don't actually remember if I won or not but I like to think I did.
yeah i wish i could forget who i slept w ten years ago
i say it's cool
but then again - I forgot what I had for dinner last night
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