Now Where Did I Put My Keys?

I obviously have way too much time on my hands. Apologies in advance.

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy. You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is low. Even if you're tempted, you'd try hard not to do it. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Ok, I've got issues when it says I'd be forced to break up with someone who is sarcastic. Are you kidding me? I'm one of the most sarcastic people out there! Who am I to knock that in anyone else? Of course, it would occasionally have to be funny sarcasm. :-)