Red Rain

STORM WATCH 2005

Citizens in blogland are eagerly anticipating the arrival of Tropical Storm Flow. Flow is expected to bring gray skies, red rain and muscle spasms. Flow was due to arrive at BH's house over two weeks ago. To date, Flow has remained hidden. Common causes of Flow's absence include pregnancy, menopause and stress. BH informs us she has not been getting laid so that rules out pregnancy as a cause and she appears far too young to be going through menopause. Therefore, we will have to attribute Tropical Storm Flow's strange disappearance to stress.

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