Speedy Gonzalez

Well, I'm off to El Paso, Texas this Friday. Heading to another alcohol-induced debaucherous weekend. That's right, heading to Tex-Mex Intercourse 6. Going to be a nice 4 day trip. Unfortunately, we're heading out at 6:30am on Friday morning which will be a bit painful. However, that means we're there before noon which means yours truly will be poolside with a beverage in hand by noon. Awwwwwww yeah! Catholic School Girl outfit Friday night, a little trip to Mexico on Saturday, leather party Saturday night...should be a good weekend! Note to self - even when drunk, purchasing a giant-ass sombrero is a BAD idea.

Another friend who is going made the interesting New Year's Resolution to not have bad sex this year. Now here's me thinking that should ALWAYS be a New Year's Resolution. However, for her that means no drunk sex with strangers. We'll see if she can hold true to that this weekend.

Stories forthcoming. Remember, what happens at the hash...stays on the internet.

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